!Thursday, June 29, 2006
Today in Life Science I have made a not-so-fantastic new discovery.
I have mid-digital hair.On my finger. I am a freaking freak of nature, and I am so freaked out with myself I shall use my nail clippers and pull out that strand hair now.
But whatever, *flicks hair and gives the can't be bothered look*, I'm just going to go on pretending to be more interested the agar and how, wow, you can actually see bands on it that look exactly like, gasp, smudges that you make when you write with a leaky pen!
And I have no hitchhiker's thumb, which means I shall probably never be able to hitchhike ever.
And I have attached earlobes. That probably means piercing my ears would be extra extra painful, because since the earlobes are
attached to the ear the whole ear will feel the pain.
And I also can roll my tongue. Which means I could possibly choke myself to death rolling my own tongue.
And no, I'm not feeling very optimistic now.
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